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Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
Related Words
Jojenet • jo jen • Jolene • Joenell'd • Joener • jolen • [Jolena] • Joben • Joenatomy • joenes
You are jopenso af
Jopenso by Lifesucker July 20, 2018
she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015

[Jolena] 

Typically, a beautiful girl with good grades and a big heart.
[Jolena] by gossipgirl4ever October 16, 2008
Jolen is a wonderful girl, she is like fire. she is extremely beautiful but if you insult her or her friends you wont live to the next day. She is demonic , one minute she could be the most powerful goddess the next she can ruin your whole life.She is easy to talk to and hard to confuse. She can be an Evil genius and disappear like she was never there, She is obsessed with magic novels. she might even be the smartest person you know.
where is Jolen?
Idk she was just here.
jolen by Pikachu Pineapple September 1, 2017
In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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