Johnked 

Meaning to break or destroy

Man he johnked the spliff

Johnked by Jimmy algernon March 15, 2023

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Jonked 

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Jehnked 

when you make plans with someone and then ditch them at the last second

"Bro I was going to go hang out with Abe, but I jehnked him."

Jehnked by jehnked May 31, 2017

Joinked 

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

Joinked by VPOB July 2, 2017

Getting johned 

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

Getting johned by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it 

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.

Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!

Johned it by Johned it October 4, 2019