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Johnsquatch 

A half human half bear hybrid that is a close cousin of sasquatch. He lives in urban areas, drools uncontrolably, cannot pronounce the letter 'r' and is extremely hairy. Secret weapon: will annoy you to death. He has inferior intellect to all living beings. If you see Johnsquatch, call the proper authorities.
"Oh my God, it's the Johnsquatch."
You're a hairy ass johnsquatch
you're as dumb as the johnsquatch
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johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.
Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking
johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018
Perfect. Joniqua is Perfect. No need to make a paragraph because she's perfect.
Have you seen Joniqua? She's so sweet, Kind, funny, and weird. Weird in a good way.
Joniqua by MyNameIsHottt October 16, 2016

johnique 

Mostly Geminis and usally are crazy as fuck and always are fun to be with and are always down for whatever someone amd don't care what people say or think about them ....... Most of the time you never want to lose them they are always the best friend you can ever have
Johniques are always the best friend and girlfriend you can have

I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique

Joshiniqua 

The most amazing, sweetest, caring, loving, and nicest boyfriend ever ♥♥
Joshiniqua.
Joshiniqua by Pooooooop June 8, 2013
The go Jahniqua fine ass
jahniqua by anonymous June 6, 2021

janniqua 

Janniqua....You are a loving and caring individual with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of yourself. You are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow you all your life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden. You are artistic. Harmony and beauty are high on your list of priorities. You have musical talent but the creative talents of a 6 are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of your tendency to sacrifice your time and pleasure. Freedom is essential for your happiness. You love change, new experiences, meeting new people, adventure and travel. You love the exotic, far away places. You are extremely flexible and adaptable. You are a born communicator, clear, fluent, and imaginative in every area that interests you. You radiate with a dynamic and efficient energy. You appear controlled and capable. You value courage and effort in the face of difficulties and these qualities show. Others can sense that you will not be pushed around. You should dress in a dignified and correct manner, caring for the details of your appearance. While you may spend most of your time in staid business dress or suits, bright and cheerful colors work well for you.
Get yourself a janniqua, you won't regret a second being with her.
janniqua by Unknownfriendly November 24, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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