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JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai
I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual
JohnnyLawrenceSexual by Bathwater December 31, 2020
Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.
Johncel is Handsome.
Johncel by Jansel June 10, 2021
Johnayla is a pretty girl with dark brown eyes.she’s funny energetic but also shy when she meets new people. She does not know how to stay off of social media .
Johnayla is very Charming
johnayla by Bxby_girl December 31, 2020
A person who is real not from his self but to oders too
The word Johnryl is from bible from the root word john and he is real
Johnryl by MrFake R October 17, 2021

Dirty Johncy

When you're masturbating while lying in bed and you cum too hard that the cum goes to your mouth.
Dude 1: yo, just jacked off last night and I did a dirty johncy.

Dude 2: mother f*cker, stay away from me.
Dirty Johncy by Olabandito June 13, 2023

johncall 

when the urge to deficate is so bad that a person yells out a need a john now! then a luacky hired by said person appears and allows said defication to happen in their mouth.
gunther was hired by j.b. to be his lacky for a johncall
johncall by dumpst712 February 25, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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