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Johncyl is a cute shy guy who loves to play online games. He's always shy yet he is fun to be with. He appreciate small things and he is funny. Johncyl is always calm and hard to read.
Johncyl i want you to be my best friend.
Johncyl is my best friend.
johncyl by milky_miki June 8, 2021
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JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai
I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual
JohnnyLawrenceSexual by Bathwater December 31, 2020
Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.
Johncel is Handsome.
Johncel by Jansel June 10, 2021
Johnayla is a pretty girl with dark brown eyes.she’s funny energetic but also shy when she meets new people. She does not know how to stay off of social media .
Johnayla is very Charming
johnayla by Bxby_girl December 31, 2020
A person who is real not from his self but to oders too
The word Johnryl is from bible from the root word john and he is real
Johnryl by MrFake R October 17, 2021

Dirty Johncy

When you're masturbating while lying in bed and you cum too hard that the cum goes to your mouth.
Dude 1: yo, just jacked off last night and I did a dirty johncy.

Dude 2: mother f*cker, stay away from me.
Dirty Johncy by Olabandito June 13, 2023

johncall 

when the urge to deficate is so bad that a person yells out a need a john now! then a luacky hired by said person appears and allows said defication to happen in their mouth.
gunther was hired by j.b. to be his lacky for a johncall
johncall by dumpst712 February 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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