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Johaylin 

Johaylin is a loving and caring person but gives everyone attitude, she barely likes any boys but there’s a lot who like her. Once they know her sometimes they change their mind lol. johaylin has a big ass and small tits and likes wearing thongs. Johaylin Normaly has a big family and is Hispanic mostly Dominican Ecuadorian or Columbian.
Is that Johaylin?
Omg yes it is!
She gonna give us attitude PERIOD
Johaylin by Johaylin June 14, 2019

JohnyWindsock 

Some random weirdo on The Internet who screams about video games on Youtube.
I was watching some JohnyWindsock before you barged in and crammed some Pineapple Cobbler forcefully down my throat.
JohnyWindsock by BlueToTheRescue September 25, 2019

johnlinvro

A person who is shy and eat pop tarts.
JohnlinVro slapped his cousin’s neck and ran away.
johnlinvro by Henry the third February 17, 2019

JohnlinVro

A person who is shy and eat pop tarts.
JohnlinVro slapped his cousin’s neck and ran away.
JohnlinVro by Henry the third February 17, 2019

Johneline 

A stupid, sad, and unimportant person who feels the need to define themselves on Urban dictionary so they can flaunt their fabricated internet presence and reassure themselves that they are important enough to belong in a dictionary. None of their friends will care if they are in Urban Dictionary and it will be obvious to them that this person has just defined themselves because nobody else in the world would ever say such nice things about this absolute nobody.
Johneline, get enough of yourself and go fuck Jasper.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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