The baddest badass dojo in the Valley.

If you are a Cobra Kai you'll win some high school babes. You never know, you might get one that's on the cover of Playboy later on in life
Never fuck with Tory one mistake and you're fucked

Why is that

Because she is part of the Cobra Kai dojo. Don't step near her or she'll knock your teeth in
by JohnCole420 February 08, 2021
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According to Steam, if you kick ass in one of their games (e.g. Half Life 2, Counter Strike Source), ressembling the ass kicking style of the Cobra Kai team.

"Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy"
Gamer 1: Dude, what's your Steam rating, I'm "Cobra Kai!"
Gamer 2 (n00b): I'm "Cobra Kai!" too.
Gamer 1: no way dude, by the way you play, you must be "Teh Suck"
by AC3CRACK September 14, 2007
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An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.
Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.
by Bort August 12, 2008
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This kick ass Karate team, that in the real world would have owned the Karate kids broke ass with few, if any hits... this team of supernatural teens do the damn thing.. And they do the damn thing without even packing heat... this group of extraordinary teens would take on any mark and devour them with there pure inevitable ways and manuvers for sure...

Learn the way of the fist..

Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy

Sweep The Leg

Hands down the Cobra Kai is the most awesome group of teens that kick 127 kinds of ass... These are a feww station mother fuckers who, when aren't owning ass they just Max and Relax with some fine ass hunnys...or just kick it ith eachother in the layer.. Its Ludacris to think that they would EVER Lose..

Cobra Kai is an underground Jui Jitsu team that as somehat featured in the film Karate Kid... COBRA KAI never loses...
Guy1: did you hear about the brawl between the Crenshaw bloods and Cobra Kai?
Guy2: Of course I did asshole Cobra Kai is always all over the news cuz there awesome...
by Paul Mac Hadow June 03, 2007
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A Drama/Comedy TV Series exclusively on Netflix. Cobra Kai takes plays 30+ years after the Karate Kid 1984 that brings back karate rivals Johnny Lawrence and Daniel LaRusso. Cobra Kai season 1 aired on YouTube Red back in May of 2018, and it moved to YouTube Premium for season 2 back in April of 2019. Season 3 was originally going to be released for YouTube premium, but YouTube dropped the series from its radar, and Netflix grabbed the rights to the show in July of 2020. Season 3 aired on January 1st 2021 at 1 a.m. eastern time. Season 4 will air on Netflix in December 2021. There is no official release date of when the hit series will air, but the month of December is the official release month.
Cobra Kai Never Dies
by Samuel ALZ September 23, 2021
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AKA CKN. A British Content Creator called Shamoon that hosts the YouTube channel Cobra Kai Nation, talks specifically about the Netflix show Cobra Kai, geeks about it and interviews cast members from the show!
Carter: "Have you watched Cobra Kai Nation?"

Ben: "Yes he's the man!"
by Moooon November 23, 2021
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