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JonCarlos 

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.
That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!
JonCarlos by Glow45699 June 17, 2021
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Joncarlo 

The hottest person in the world with the biggest heart but he’s shy to show it and other people judge him but really he’s cute in the inside and the outside you just have to get to know him and Joncarlo is also very good at fortnite and will beat your ass any day
Joncarlo you stay out for the game (a few more games he’s still out) people don’t treat Joncarlo’s right
Joncarlo by Trippie red April 6, 2018

Josecarlos

The best friend you could have. The guy you always wanted but failed to get.
failed no matter how hard you tried to be his you could never be Josecarlos
Josecarlos by gabtayam October 14, 2011

Joncarlo 

A cheeky little faggot cunt who can't 420 noscope to save his own life and binges Runescape to the point of misappropriation with aspect of a normal life. Often, such person finds himself questioning his own procrastination with often guilt from the subconscious of his own being.
Only a master Joncarlo can afk Runescape and still be getting great gains just for clicking every five minutes.

Don't pull another Joncarlo on me and tell me you don't know why you haven't done the hw you are supposed to do. No no, I believe you have 6 hours of hw. JUST DO IT!! gosh...

Everyone's waifu is a Joncarlo. A common necessity in daily life and reins over common deity casuals lol
Joncarlo by hecker101 July 11, 2016

jhancarlos 

A fine ass Dominican nigga that plays soccer and is nice, caring, and very funny. He eat cat good as fuck no lie. He smoke that gas and listen to YoungBoy.
Jhancarlos came to my house and ate my cat for dinner.
jhancarlos by Honeybunn January 14, 2019

JuanCarlos 

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.
person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

JeanCarlos 

Jeancarlos. He’s a Hot boy. He’s cute as fuck. He’s sexy . If you get to date a boy like him you are lucky. You will never regret it . He could also be annoying sometimes.and could be nice to the person that likes him. He gives the girls that like him a chance to date him
Jeancarlos is nice.
JeanCarlos by Nikkkki June 8, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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