the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day
Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
by Eazy Ambitions October 13, 2017
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