johnahan 

the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day

Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"

johnahan by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017

Johnathan Smith 

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

Johnathan Reeve 

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

Johnathan Reeve by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

Johnathan by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021

Rusty Johnathan 

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

Rusty Johnathan by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

Johnathan by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021