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A male porn star known for his strong, beefy and hairy physique; his uninhibited sexual nature; and his energetic, passionate and sensual performances. He began physique modeling in the late 1990's and began to star in male masturbation videos in the early 2000's. Since 2006, he has been directing and starring in straight sex videos that feature explicit sex acts performed with uninhibited passion, energy and sensuality.

John X considers himself bisexual, but has only been in sex videos with women at this time. He is appreciated by female, male, and transgender audiences.
John X really made that lucky woman in his video cum!
by xerxywho October 24, 2007
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John Xina

John Cena but Chinese. He also loves Bing Chilling.
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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John xina

Mao Zedong but with John Cena's face
John xina (我们的) +20 Social Credits have been added to your account! Good work citizen, and glory to the CCP! Remember to redeem your food units after 12:00 P.M. using coupon code “ALCPQX”! Please visit the your local People's Glorious Department of Ration Distribution headquarters in order to redeem your rations
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John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.
Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!
by dickmichigan September 15, 2021
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st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.
"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"
by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017
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John Xina

John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.

The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
John Xina: 大家好, 现在我有冰淇淋, 我真的很喜欢冰淇淋, 但是,速度与激情 9, 与冰淇淋相比, 我最喜欢.
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John XXIII College

John XXIII College is one of the only co-Ed private schools within the Western Suburbs of WA.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.

Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.

Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
John XXIII College- Great minds, good hearts
by Spider-Man Dinosaur October 11, 2020
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