Definitions by dickmichigan

John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.

Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!

John Xina by dickmichigan September 15, 2021

Scarlet Queen 

The gay male version of a Scarlet Woman, ie a lascivious and godless man-whore.

You stay away from Rico you hear? I know he's hot but he's a true Scarlet Queen to the bone!

Scarlet Queen by dickmichigan June 14, 2021

chotdonkphobia 

Mortal fear of hot dogs and hot dog related imagery.

"Why on earth did you take Andrew to the hot dog eating contest, you know he is medically diagnosed with chotdonkphobia!"

chotdonkphobia by dickmichigan May 16, 2021

hunter2 

Someone who's brain is missing large chunks from a tragic draino-huffing incident. Will frequently lash out to their peers in insecure rage when they smell urine, which is frequent as urine tends to slip out of their penis during moments of excitement.

Calm down, you're acting like hunter2 right now and you're scaring the children

hunter2 by dickmichigan May 6, 2021

roytheboy's law 

ban kneesgrow

please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law

roytheboy's law by dickmichigan May 3, 2021