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john cenad 

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere
Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"
john cenad by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't
John Cena theory by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020

John cena 

Nothing to see here.
Person 1: OMG ITS John cena !!
Person 2: Where?
John cena by Tman5711 June 17, 2020

john cena meme 

A meme that is all about John Cena, who is a WWE wrestler. The meme starts with something random then all of a sudden John Cena's name is yelled out and music starts playing.
(From SkyDoesMinecraft's Do Not Laugh)

Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!

Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*

Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
john cena meme by VideogamemasterN November 27, 2015

John cena 

And his name is john cena!!!
John Cena!!! Boww wow wow wooooow boww wow wow wooooow
John cena by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

John cena 

Epic wrestler and is very much of a yes yes JFUJD
John cena by DetectiveTeeVee March 20, 2020

the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"
josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
the john cena by Shit-face June 29, 2008
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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