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joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Jahmal
Coolest black person you'll ever know, Handsome, great smile and has a dashing personality and is not like your cliche good looking douche bag, very kind hearted and cares for the well being of others
Jahmal by Elizabelle March 6, 2013
Joemalia
Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Joemalia by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
Jomalyn
Your name of Jomalyn has given you inspirational, idealistic, and dramatic qualities.
You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.
You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.
Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.
Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions.
Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity.
Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.
You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.
You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.
Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.
Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions.
Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity.
Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.
Jomalyn is a noun.
Jomalyn by Mojacko (Google crdts) June 7, 2021
Jomaly
Jomaly is QUIRKY,funny, smart just not school smart, good example, spiritual, doesn’t need a mans , has a few friends that are close because the others are fake, enjoys her friends’ company, is a lil chubby but, she’ll get skinny(eventually) ,& she is an inspiration for many.
Jomaly by WhatDaHeck November 10, 2019
Johal
Johal by FKNBITCHASS July 30, 2019
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