Athletic in many ways, Haves a very large dick, loves to party and a chick magnet. Johmal can be very funny at times, he also have amazing sex in bed.
by Oby December 20, 2016
Get the johmal mug.An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
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by Elizabelle March 6, 2013
Get the Jahmal mug.Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
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You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.
You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.
Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.
Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions.
Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity.
Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.
You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.
You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.
Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.
Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions.
Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity.
Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.
Jomalyn is a noun.
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