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a person/co-worker that thinks he/she knows everything yet they keep fucking up things at work for everyone
There goes Dre acting jahmalish driving his forklift around about to fuck some more pallet orders up!

Dre: Hey selina! What happened to Jahmal at work?

Selina: He got fired!

Dre: wow! Why?

Selina: jahmal got fired for acting jahmalish at work AGAIN!
jahmalish by SellySel October 13, 2020
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jamaliah 

Jamaliah is a person that always smile out of reason. Her happy go lucky version of people make everyone wants to be her friend. She is very talkative but not when boys are around. Regardless, she is very strong and independent girl.
My friend is Jamaliah
jamaliah by Aizf December 28, 2017

javalish 

The lingo and form of speaking commonly used in coffee houses, recently finding immense popularity among the usual Starbucks crowd hoping to demonstrate their knowledge of coffee through their vocabulary.
"Hey barista, can I get a short double doppio cap creama split shot?" "Sure, that javalish of yours is outstanding!"
javalish by starvingRD September 5, 2007

Jahmalachi 

Gods name as based on the Bible, commonly refered to as Jehovah, though the abbreviation is taken also from the Bible.- Jah

Commonly extracted in Rasta beats, which amongst other religions recoginize gods name as being Jehova For (Jah)
A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it. (For Malachi)
Dang Jahmalachi Is amazing.
Jahmalachi by Weridothathasnocontrol February 22, 2017
a funny child watches anime and racist tv
jahmali jhbciivugidvgi
jahmali by kjyted May 13, 2018

jamalished

When a girl gets completely destroyed sexually by a black guy.
Ya, my girl came home last night smelling like a hookah lounge. I tried to ask her a few questions but she went straight to bed. She looked completely jamalished.
jamalished by Jank2017 September 3, 2020
a funny child watches anime and racist tv
jahmali jhbciivugidvgi
jahmali by kjyted May 13, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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