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A complete pussy who plays with feelings and is shit scared of lads called nelson
I heard jofe did a runner from nelson the other day
Jofe by J to the p June 8, 2020
Words you can keep
girl: “i met a lad last night he was a real jofe🥵”
jofe by pumpernickel202 May 12, 2020
Related Words
jofe Jofee JOFEL jofer Jofesil Jofestuss Julia Jofe
The flesh of a chicken used as food.
1. Ehh, do you want some jofe tonight?
2. Have you seen the price of jofe recently? It's insane
3. It tastes like jofe.
Jofe by zanderwithaz July 23, 2024

Julia Jofe 

Julia is an amazing person! she is outgoing and fun, everyone around her loves her! she is naturally flirty, and therefore has many men chasing her. she likes to party hard and joke around. she is the most amazing person on earth! i love Julia jofe!!!!
Marcus "oh my. see that real pretty girl over there?"
john "yeah, shes a real Julia Jofe"
Jofel is a combination name of her/his mother and father. Jofel is a unique name.

Jofel , if she's a girl then you are lucky to have her because she is a God's gift to you. She is one of a kind. Loyal, friendly, childish, faithful and God fearing.

You can never imagine without Jofel in you life.

Rare
Jofel is kind and sincere
JOFEL by Byyy June 8, 2021
/yōfāˌsil/

noun

1. The elation arising from a friend enjoying something you recommended to them.

2. Exclamation of the joy arising from a friend enjoying stuff you like.

Origin: Acronym for: Joy Of Friend Enjoying Stuff I Like
1. I was filled with jofesil when my friend loved Firefly after I recommended it to them.
2. Jofesil!!
Jofesil by jofesil June 16, 2021
smart, intelligent with charisma that attracts a variety of people. basically a likeable asshole.
Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark, Christian Bale and Bill Maher are examples of jofer personified.

guy 1: I have a Korean girlfriend. She's limber. Remind me why I'm cooler than you geeks?
guy in crowd: JOFER! <shouted with anguish and pure jealousy>
jofer by birdiegoflyby February 26, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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