joensy
joensy by Someoneelse445 November 22, 2021
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jonesy special
Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.
A fluke shot.
A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007
jensyao
jensyao is a channel on youtube with top 95 most subscriptions of all time in all categories (banned for life). Ask him for rap music and he'll give you a startling mixtape full of the best hip hop you've ever heard in your life.
you heard that remix of 2Pac featuring Big Pun, Big L, The Notorious B.I.G, and NaS jensyao mixed together? That shit was off the hinges! props to the upload
jensyao by aceillinois October 7, 2008
Jensyn
a name for a woman who is unlike any other, with a heart of gold and a gaze to die for, can be known as the stars in the sky, shares a love for the moon.
1. Golly Bill, I met a Jensyn the other day and I couldn't help but fall for her!
2. The woman of my dreams, I refer to her as Jensyn.
2. The woman of my dreams, I refer to her as Jensyn.
Jensyn by Urban Champion October 16, 2008
Jensyn
Jensyn is a beautiful girl, she is kind, outgoing, funny, clumsy and has a small bladder. She an appear shy at first, but once you get to know her she will be the most loving, loyal, and trustworthy friend you will ever meet. She is adored by all and everyone wants to be near her. She always lights up the room as soon as she walks into it. Nobody can say anything bad about her. She is an all around good person.
Jensyn by Unicorns+batman=life May 21, 2016
Jonesy
Jonesy by DarthJader24 June 16, 2011
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