Jebaited is a Twitch.tv emote featuring the face of organizer of Community Effort Orlando, Alex Jebailey.
It is typically used when a streamer is tricked or believes their chat when they say something completely incorrect.
Streamer: What do I do here, guys?
Chat: LOOK AT THE OSTRICH! THE OSTRICH! NotLikeThis
These words are used by a certain ongoing organization called the Jebaited squad. This clan is spread all around the world with different sectors around the world, the words "jebaited peace ima headout" is used by them to say "bye". It's their symbol, they will leave before you can question was they just said. Beware...
Teacher: Alright class you can leave the call
Jebaited user: jebaited peace ima headout
*leaves call*
Teacher: what was that? Hello? Hello!!?!?!
Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker
Example 2 -
Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked
Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*