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jodding off 

her mum caught her jodding off
jodding off by Jodder November 10, 2015
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When you sleep on a guy without his permission.
Dude! Get the fuck off me. Stop jedding.
Jedding by The Niqqa Davonne June 1, 2015
verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
jording by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009
The female act of urinating while standing.
Ralph was beginning to think he would never find true love, until one night, there she was, jadding on the wall next to the 7-Eleven.
Jadding by Honriddle von Genschler December 27, 2017
When something is going wrong and not as intended. Often referred to making mistakes and not doing something of low quality.
Ok...we really have to stop jonding or we're going to lose this soccer match.
Jonding by greeder69 January 8, 2022
A slurred word for "just kidding"
Rebekah was jidding when she was making fun of Edith.
jidding by Yelhsa Weng February 10, 2006
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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