Jord 

1). To do an impossible feat with ease.

2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.

Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"

Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."

Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"

Jord by Callmebrian202 March 12, 2010

Jord 

This person is very rich and is a person with a very huge dick. He loves to drink beer with his friends! Jord is someone who likes to have fun and make the best jokes of the world. That's why he has so much chick's!

Jord is a real friend
Girl one: hey who is that funny guy? He looks very nice!
Girl two: That's Jord, he is perfect and very rich!

Jord by It.is.whatitis! November 23, 2021

Jord 

Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.

To be Jordish
To act like a Jord
To become Jorded

Jord by jord93 December 9, 2012

Jord 

The combination of 2 words to make a simple one worded expression.

e.g. What a 'shit cunt'.

Jord = shunt

e.g. Hodgo is a massive Gimp.

Jord - Massive Gimp - MIMP

Jord by The Jord February 19, 2009

jord 

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!

jord by guess who? =] December 12, 2008

jord 

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!

Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.

jord by guess who? =] December 10, 2008

Jörð

Jörð is typically of Norwegian descent having one or more translations in other languages (ex: Jordan). Jörðs are mighty beings normally with exceptional strength and fighting prowess. Jörð is a handsome man usually with the Germanic blonde hair and blue eyes. When you first meet a Jörð he will seem quiet and intimidating, but if you make his aquaintance, he will treat you as family. However, do not for a moment mistake his kindness for weakness. You may regret it. Jörð's are also very attractive and stylish. They take pride in their appearance all the while not caring what others think.

"Who is that person?"
"That's Jörð. He can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. Be careful."

Jörð by Anonymous 2677 November 22, 2021