jock flock

A group of guys who are athletic and hang out together. Usually wear basketball shorts and a T-shirt. Composed of the stereotypical "popular" guys: like to brag, show off, can be mean.

Ew, here comes the jock flock.

by AmazingChica1234 January 6, 2011

Flock Jock

A radio, television or media personality such as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity whom regularly and honorably uses humiliation, degradation and sarcasm, usually in the form of partisan political spin in the hypocritical pretext of good versus bad as a linguistic form of schoolyard bullying. The use of these mud slinging tactics attracts or causes a "flock" of people to the playground arena (media arena) where the mud slinging occurs. The same as when a bully starts a fight at school and everyone hurriedly circles around to see the showdown or when everyone flocks to the scene of a terrible traffic accident. Sometimes a particular subject or person can attract an even greater crowd. Similar to a Shock Jock but instead of obscenity through sexual content as the main offering for entertainment. A Flock Jock uses humiliation and a slew of non-civilized, biased, personal and tactical attacks on a political stage as the main form of entertainment

What the flock jock? Don't you have anything nice to say about EVERYONE?

by Comkind October 30, 2007

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009

Jockblocked

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.

Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.

by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Jockfrock

is a sharp dressed man, someone who enjoys fashion, shopping and has a cool, easy relaxed style without being FLAMBOYANT,

To be openminded about new trends and not afraid to wear things he likes.

I have to compliment the man for his “Jockfrock” style! Those brown leather Uggs were very cool, I want to get my husband a pair I wonder where he got them.

by jockfrock January 15, 2010

jockblock

the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.

*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"

Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011