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A name for a skezzy, uneducated girl who has a tendancy to hit on her teachers.
(Student)Oh god! She's such a Jobana - look at how she's modified her uniform for him!

(Teacher)I know you've veen a bad girl and not done your homework, but I'm not going to spank you, you Jobana!
Jobana by Jobana K March 8, 2008
She always has a friend that sleeps on her couch spend money on u but u tell her not to she likes white boys she always does tik toks she doesn’t like walking to school
She is very caring and shy, she’ll always be there for you if you need someone and yes she really does like white boys. Aka Mexican boys that look white.
On u want some tacos no well I bought them already

Jobana hey !!!!!he’s cute (u except a Latino or black light skinned ) that white boy.
Jobana by AriannaMaddieJobana December 2, 2019
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Joruno Jobana 

The Japanese way of pronouncing 'Giorno Giovanna'.
Kono Joruno Jobana niwa yume ga aru.
Joruno Jobana by skelebro1 January 17, 2022
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
A girl who is the object of every man's affection. Able to melt the heart of even the most calloused of men, a Joyana is affectionate, compassionate, sweet, and loving. Joyanas are known to be the best mothers, friends, and significant others. Deeply committed to God, a Joyana will faithfully maintain her spiritually, always seeking to love and care for others. Lastly, a Joyana is adventurous, effortlessly creating fun and life with those around her.

If you are lucky enough to have met a Joyana, never, under any circumstances, let her go. Out of the millions of women in the world, there is no one like her. With her beauty, her faith, and her love, she is truly unmatched and invaluable.
Wait, you met a Joyana? You are the luckiest man alive!

I'm so glad I met her. She is such a Joyana.

She melts my heart like a Joyana.
Joyana by Frijoles October 13, 2012
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
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