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A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!
job-skank by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010
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job skank 

1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.
Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job
Skank Job by Carl November 27, 2003

job-skanking 

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent
job-skanking by Daniel June 1, 2004

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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