job bag 

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

job bag by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

Bag Job 

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

Bag Job by John Barry November 20, 2004

Double Bag Job 

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.

nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

Double Bag Job by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010

paper bag job 

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

paper bag job by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

black bag job 

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.

man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.

black bag job by Striker7x February 12, 2005

bag job 

a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag

see also: BOBFOC, Butterface

"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"

bag job by Decrepit Cucumber June 19, 2007

gaffa tape and paper bag job 

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

gaffa tape and paper bag job by jamfsob August 6, 2003