joater

The first stage of masturbation

I was in joater when my mom opened the bathroom door.

by Russell Trombone April 27, 2006

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Jater

A mix of judge and hater. When you make a hurtful opinion about something while simultaneously feel a dislike to it.

Jim totally was such a jater to Clarissa

Mark was a jater to Harry Potter.

Patrick, don't be a jater.

by NolenClairsure January 1, 2014

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Joaner

Anyone that trys to showoff, but fails badly.

My boy became a Joaner when he choked on his banana trying to impress his math teacher.

by trampoline man September 27, 2019

joteria

Of or relating to gay subculture in Mexico. From joto/jota, Mexican for queer.

Pepe always knew he was gay, but he didn't really get involved in la joteria until he was 20.

by Mateotihuacán June 11, 2006

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022