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A wannabe badass who don t speak good american
This man is such a jmyke
jmyke by KillerGross February 4, 2008
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mostly used in messages, jykez is a odd spelling for jokes.
normally used after saying something as a joke that could be taken the wrong way by the recipient
u r a complete idiot. neva go near me again. jykez!! lol!
jykez by B247E January 14, 2008
Related Words
jmyke • Jayke • Jaykel • JMike • Jmyer • Joyke • jyke • jayke0655 • jaykeb • Jaykebd
Jayke is the perfect guy a girl could ever dream of having.
I wish I could be a Jayke.
Jayke by .ewedf April 19, 2021

Jaykeypoo 

The surname of Jayke, a vietnamese male who is usually found in his natural habitat, a table, in the process of doing a certain someone on the table. For this reason, he gets into Alart of trouble, which is as Alarming as a piece of Dianomyte for such as high achieving student.
"Where's Jaykeypoo?"
"I think he is doing someone on a table."
Jaykeypoo by PubicHair69 April 22, 2010
A person who makes another person feel uncomfortable, insults them, etc. The word is closely associated with the word "Jerk" and essentially has the same meaning, but this word has a different pronunciation and is only used during exetreme circumstances.
Brenden: Lyle is being such a douche, he was harrassing me all day.

Daniel: I know eh? He is such a Joyke.

Brenden: Fucking Joyke.
Joyke by DragonSlayingSince92 December 27, 2009
a jewish dyke usually un attractive
Damn casey did u see that jyke walk by???!
jyke by Greencock March 30, 2007
A person that is just so unbelievably, indescribably cool and gifted that they are beyond speaking grammatically correct English, often African. (derived from 'jackal')
"I cure a cancer, I own 3 nightclub and I on cover of GQ.."

"WOW! You are such a jaykel!
Jaykel by ndmcsuperstar July 20, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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