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1. Just kidding about just kidding; Not actually just kidding

2. I’m cereal; Serious in a passive aggressive manner

Please sit on my face jk lol… jkajk

jkajk by Mericamexican May 30, 2023

Words you can keep

jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

jkjk by snootch87 March 7, 2005

jkljkljkljkljkljkl

A Keyboard mash performed with the right hand, in general with the middle three fingers. Normally just a way to piss people off or take up space on the IM window when simple blank spaces wont work

A: Wanna have cybersex ?
B: Crap parents!
jkljkljkljkljkl
jkljkljkl
jkljkljkljkljkljkljkl
jkljkljkljkljkljkljkljkljkl

jkljkljkljkljkljkl by Not the Mayor January 12, 2009

Jkjk.... Unless??

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea

"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"

Jkjk.... Unless?? by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

jkjkjklololol

A line from a annoying, over-played song by 'The Medic Droid".

jkjkjklololol, i heart your fucking make-up, oh my god i love your hair.

jkjkjklololol by hollieCRUNK June 2, 2008

jkjk bah bruh you gucci dw

Yikes....

Jkjk Bah bruh you Gucci dw Is a cringy thing to say

jkjk bah bruh you gucci dw by Clickdick123 March 18, 2017

no jkjkjk lololol

a refrence to metric droid's song fer sure

girl 1: hey, did you hear that song Fer Sure by Metric Droid?
girl 2: yeah! i love it!
girl 1: I'm trying to memorize it but i can only remember the lyrics, "no jkjkjk lololol"

no jkjkjk lololol by suian kumori August 4, 2010

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026