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a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.
person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly
jkjk by snootch87 March 7, 2005

jkljkljkljkljkljkl 

A Keyboard mash performed with the right hand, in general with the middle three fingers. Normally just a way to piss people off or take up space on the IM window when simple blank spaces wont work
A: Wanna have cybersex ?
B: Crap parents!
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jkljkljkljkljkljkl by Not the Mayor January 12, 2009

Jkjk.... Unless?? 

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea
"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"
Jkjk.... Unless?? by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

jkjkjklololol 

A line from a annoying, over-played song by 'The Medic Droid".
jkjkjklololol, i heart your fucking make-up, oh my god i love your hair.
jkjkjklololol by hollieCRUNK June 2, 2008

jkjk bah bruh you gucci dw 

Yikes....
Jkjk Bah bruh you Gucci dw Is a cringy thing to say

no jkjkjk lololol 

a refrence to metric droid's song fer sure
girl 1: hey, did you hear that song Fer Sure by Metric Droid?
girl 2: yeah! i love it!
girl 1: I'm trying to memorize it but i can only remember the lyrics, "no jkjkjk lololol"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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