a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.
person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk
but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly
the absolute love of my life.
I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.
when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-
person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-
person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-
l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.
person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8
best borough in new york city, hands down.
kid from brooklyn - yo where u from
hot chick from queens - cop killa queenz, recognize, fool!
what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!
best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.
here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade