snootch87's definitions

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

nummuch

nummuch equals nothing much

person 1: wassap
person 2: nummuch u

by snootch87 February 23, 2005

paxsun

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.

person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

hardxcorexavril

When you do something so punx rox

Sheena is so hardxcorexavril with all her sex pistols and rancid patches that she has safety pinned on her dickies bag. She likes to go up to random people and moo at them.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

"cover me"

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts

tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005