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by snootch87 August 20, 2008
Get the "let mommy use her fingers" mug."cover me"
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
by snootch87 August 20, 2008
Get the "cover me" mug.the way mike's little brother jason, and a million of other little brothers of the world, ask money for pizza. to be said in a really fast mumbly voice.
mike: jason, where are you going?
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza
me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza
me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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Get the cop killa queenz mug.you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
Get the shredded nacho cheese chalk mug.the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
Get the the stevie wonder complex mug.a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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