checkers

something i beat johnny at almost every single night. oh, and also a design i have on my converse because we all know how ska'd up i am.

yahoo checkers? is there a point we know i'm going to win.

by snootch87 February 22, 2005

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

hami

the way asians with thick azn accents say how many? source: jerky boys

it can mean other things too; what, wtf, dr. octopus' tentacles, hot meat, brandon, andy, andy's braces, gangster thugs, mom i want something, etc

actual jerky boys part:

chinese woman: goldei(golden) how(house) china!
jerky boy: chickety china!
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: chickey china?
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: the chinese chicken?
chinese woman: sorri no hav
jerky boy: you get a drum stick?
chinese woman: errr no golde how china no have
jerky boy: and your brain starts tickin'?
chinese woman: hami? hami you like?

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush

ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

s^^

supup? another way of saying hello what is up. two arrows up make it more elite.

person 1: s^^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

gatorade

best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.

here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade

by snootch87 March 01, 2005

hardxcorexavril

When you do something so punx rox

Sheena is so hardxcorexavril with all her sex pistols and rancid patches that she has safety pinned on her dickies bag. She likes to go up to random people and moo at them.

by snootch87 March 02, 2005