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a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.
person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly
jkjk by snootch87 March 7, 2005
Words you can keep

Jkjk.... Unless?? 

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea
"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"
Jkjk.... Unless?? by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

jkjk bah bruh you gucci dw 

Yikes....
Jkjk Bah bruh you Gucci dw Is a cringy thing to say

jkjkjklololol 

A line from a annoying, over-played song by 'The Medic Droid".
jkjkjklololol, i heart your fucking make-up, oh my god i love your hair.
jkjkjklololol by hollieCRUNK June 2, 2008

no jkjkjk lololol 

a refrence to metric droid's song fer sure
girl 1: hey, did you hear that song Fer Sure by Metric Droid?
girl 2: yeah! i love it!
girl 1: I'm trying to memorize it but i can only remember the lyrics, "no jkjkjk lololol"

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk 

When youre so bored with that assignment/project/essay/homework that you literaly break your keyboard typing jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk.
Student: Ahhh this essay is soooo boring! Im just gonna type jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: What was that noise?
Student: Nothing! Just jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: Wasnt you supposed to do your essay? And you waste time by typing jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk? Youre so ungrateful!
Student: Oh mom! Just go away!
Mom: I dont really care anymore, youre adopted anyway!
Student: What?
Mom:jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

haha jk jk 

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haha jk jk by NeatHidanese September 23, 2020
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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