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Jkjk.... Unless??
Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea
Jkjk.... Unless?? by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020
jkjkjklololol
jkjkjklololol by hollieCRUNK June 2, 2008
no jkjkjk lololol
girl 1: hey, did you hear that song Fer Sure by Metric Droid?
girl 2: yeah! i love it!
girl 1: I'm trying to memorize it but i can only remember the lyrics, "no jkjkjk lololol"
girl 2: yeah! i love it!
girl 1: I'm trying to memorize it but i can only remember the lyrics, "no jkjkjk lololol"
no jkjkjk lololol by suian kumori August 4, 2010
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
When youre so bored with that assignment/project/essay/homework that you literaly break your keyboard typing jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk.
Student: Ahhh this essay is soooo boring! Im just gonna type jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: What was that noise?
Student: Nothing! Just jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: Wasnt you supposed to do your essay? And you waste time by typing jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk? Youre so ungrateful!
Student: Oh mom! Just go away!
Mom: I dont really care anymore, youre adopted anyway!
Student: What?
Mom:jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: What was that noise?
Student: Nothing! Just jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Mom: Wasnt you supposed to do your essay? And you waste time by typing jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk? Youre so ungrateful!
Student: Oh mom! Just go away!
Mom: I dont really care anymore, youre adopted anyway!
Student: What?
Mom:jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
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