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jizzshank 

To suddenly thrust inside an orifice as the first hot load explodes out of the penis. Multi-jizzshank is to thrust inside multiple orifices as each ejaculatory explosion occurs.
Last night, after pounding that hot bitch for an hour, I jizzshanked her in her ass as I was cumming. It resulted in the hottest creampie I've ever seen.
jizzshank by denalipark August 21, 2009
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Jizzsmacka 

I slang term used to describe a chronic masturbator.
Fred is such a jizzsmacka, he watches porn all day.
Jizzsmacka by Oh Desu June 28, 2005

Jizz-Shank 

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"
Jizz-Shank by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

Jizzsandwhich 

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

Jizzstance 

Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.
Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.
Jizzstance by Rizznitz May 11, 2013
Jizzank is a ghettofied spinoff of the word jank, meaning junk, trash, or refuse. Not a popular term by far, but not unheard of, 'jizzank' continues to plague the English language to this day.
Bob: "Taht was some mad jizzank."
Reginald: "Fo' shizzle."
Jizzank by U msut October 18, 2004

jizzwank 

Rubbing one off with the sole intention dropping a big white load.
Yo dude, don’t disturb me. My chick didn’t give me some so I need 5 minutes for a quick jizzwank.
jizzwank by Sugdeez October 30, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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