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jizzmould 

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.
"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"
jizzmould by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
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Jizzhound 

A man or a woman who is obsessed with cum and want it all over them.
Girl: Just spray it all over me
Guy: Your such a Jizzhound
Jizzhound by Apollo Henderson March 17, 2008

Jizzmondo 

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.
What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!
Jizzmondo by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026