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jizzmould 

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.
"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"
jizzmould by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

Jizzhound 

A man or a woman who is obsessed with cum and want it all over them.
Girl: Just spray it all over me
Guy: Your such a Jizzhound
Jizzhound by Apollo Henderson March 17, 2008

Jizzmondo 

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.
What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!
Jizzmondo by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026