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The most famous of jizz marks in the world. Often used to describe fancy jizz stains, or just used as a way to make your sentence seem funnier in a horrible, yet still hilarious way.

Guy 1: Oh, look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: They're doing some jazz jizzington!

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jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

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jizzination

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.

Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.

jizzination by Dongapen October 29, 2010

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jazzington

stuff - not limited to a single example, similiar to "jazz" in 'all that jazz': Hamerism

"I'll head out when I'm done with my work and all that jazzington"

"I talked to John about the concert and the rest of that jazzington"

jazzington by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007

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The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

The Jizzinator by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011

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Jittington

An absolute foolish fellow, often one who is really bad at video games or has a low iq; evolution of 'jit.'

Bill is a right jittington; he's never even dropped a 30-bomb!

Jittington by Simluar April 29, 2023

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Rizzington

You have so much rizz you've made it into the upper leagues.

Dude has so much rizz hes literally Rizzington.

Rizzington by AngryFarmerz January 8, 2023

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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