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jazzington 

stuff - not limited to a single example, similiar to "jazz" in 'all that jazz': Hamerism
"I'll head out when I'm done with my work and all that jazzington"

"I talked to John about the concert and the rest of that jazzington"
jazzington by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007
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jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."
Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.
jackington by Kevin M August 23, 2006

jammington

A grade A doggeee !!! Also can be known as jamma, jim jam and other names but has a special affinity for choccy biccies and dogs !!
Example: they call him jamma, jamma the doggeeee jammington !!
jammington by vrms98 September 18, 2019

jawnington 

coming from the word jawn, an adjective used to describe something awesome, cool, or the s*%t
Dude, i was looking so jawnington today.

Man, that stuff was the jawnington.
jawnington by T HEY November 4, 2008

jizzington 

The most famous of jizz marks in the world. Often used to describe fancy jizz stains, or just used as a way to make your sentence seem funnier in a horrible, yet still hilarious way.
Guy 1: Oh, look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: They're doing some jazz jizzington!
jizzington by Every1LuvsSeann December 28, 2024

Jarfington 

One who is a parasite or embarrassment to humanity or life on earth itself. Usually this being is described as "chartinfer".
Omg! Larry just called Betty a jarfington! Monkeys are shook!

jashington 

A name of a man similar to Washington but starting with J. Jashington always remembers to keep his schedule organized but will drop anything to help a friend in need. Jashington is a great friend and a great significant other yet always indecisive and overthinks the feelings of those closest to him. He always feels like he needs to achieve awards to be great in his family’s eyes. He likes wearing green and red stripes but hates wearing purple flipflops. He loves to pick fights for no reason and has a pimple on his lower back to the right underneath a scar he got from fighting a pigeon. He gets frienzoned a lot but likes ending words with “asaurus”. He is obsessed with demon slayer and travels around the entire world.
“Did you talk to that new boy in our class???”
“Jashington?? he’s super nice and a great friend, but his scar is pretty weird!?”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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