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1. After you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up cum on your stomach or thumb.

2. Crusted up jizz.

3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.
"I masturbated and then showered and dried off and when I went downstairs to eat dinner a had jizzdue all over my stomach and thumb!"
jizzdue by davekicker31 June 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A tissue used as a jizz rag.
"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"
Jizzue by Dr. Splat February 2, 2017
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sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
The gift left in her mouth after oral sex
jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.

Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.

When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012

jizzqueef 

The act of willingly storing semen in the vaginal cavity following intercourse with the expressed purpose of later expelling the semen in the face of the male donor; an accepted form of retribution for a donkey punch.
“I got that bitch good with a donkey punch, but when I lay back down in bed she jizzqueefed yesterday's load right into my face.”
jizzqueef by soundboy24 July 19, 2011

jizzdust 

dust left behind on poeple, places, or things from the male canidate. contains seamen that has been dried into dust.
yesterday i fucked her and now her bed has jizzdust in it.
jizzdust by Bryce Sabey January 14, 2008

jizzdumpster 

A woman who has sex with any and all men in a pathetic attempt to feel popular.
Cindy: Dottie sleeps around alot!

Cathy: Yeah, she's a total jizzdumpster.
jizzdumpster by CynnamonGirl99 March 12, 2011
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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