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1. After you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up cum on your stomach or thumb.

2. Crusted up jizz.

3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.
"I masturbated and then showered and dried off and when I went downstairs to eat dinner a had jizzdue all over my stomach and thumb!"
by davekicker31 June 25, 2009
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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