1. After you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up cum on your stomach or thumb.
2. Crusted up jizz.
3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.
2. Crusted up jizz.
3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.
"I masturbated and then showered and dried off and when I went downstairs to eat dinner a had jizzdue all over my stomach and thumb!"
by davekicker31 June 25, 2009
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when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
by happymixture October 29, 2012
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Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012
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“I got that bitch good with a donkey punch, but when I lay back down in bed she jizzqueefed yesterday's load right into my face.”
by soundboy24 July 19, 2011
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by Bryce Sabey January 14, 2008
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