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One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'
by Clare Weightman October 12, 2007
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
by Robert Eh May 11, 2005
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