jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

jizz pirate by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

Jizz Pirates 

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

Jizz Pirates by Robert Eh May 14, 2005

jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio

I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.

jizzpirate by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024

jizzpiration 

The state of having accidentally inhaled jizz. Most likely to occur while performing felatio or being throat fucked.

Gretchen almost died of jizzpiration after being throat fucked!

jizzpiration by Darwinsgospel February 2, 2024