jizz paste 

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth

I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste

jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017

jizz paste 

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth

I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste

jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017

jizzaster 

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzmaster zero 

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzaster 

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

jizzaster by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003