Jisoos 

An inside joke for Carat, the fandom name for South Korean boy band, Seventeen, formed by Pledis Entertainment.
Refers to Jesus. Fellow fans may tell one who read smut, 'You need Hong Jisoos'.
Joke formed after Hong Jisoo (Joshua) of Seventeen dressed as a priest.

"Gosh I read so much smut last night...FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!"
"Oh lord jisoos, please forgive this poor Carat."

"You need Jisoos!"

Jisoos by SugaStoleYourJams May 19, 2018

jisoos christ 

jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.

"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"

jisoos christ by andioop_sksksksksk September 2, 2019

jisoos christ 

jisoos christ is the god of the religion known as kpop. he is a member of the group of handsome motherfuckers called seventeen. jisoos christ (also known as joshua) believes that drinking water is the right thing rather than alcohol.

The only God I believe in is the Kpop God Jisoos Christ
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!

jisoos christ by Kim_Jisoos June 27, 2017

jisoos_bitch 

She a amazing TikTokr y’all ass bitches should follow them we love jisoos_bitch

bestie jisoos_bitch liy

jisoos_bitch by heejinofficial January 1, 2021

kim_jisoos_wife 

Besti is famous👅😄💅

Kim_jisoos_wife is besti😋😝❤

kim_jisoos_wife by san.cheescake December 25, 2020

Kim_jisoos_wife 

a girl who is deeply in love and obsessed with kim jisoo. At the age of 5, she met a girl on the street who was crying all alone. She knelt down at her level and asked her what was wrong. She answered her saying that she needed help. After she helped her, the girl grew more talented and popular. She was now THE Mariah Carey. We should all thank Kim_jisoos_wife for discovering and defying gravity.

"be quiet and listen to THE Kim_jisoos_wife"

"This room is so quiet. We definitely need Kim_jisoos_wife here"

Kim_jisoos_wife by Kim_jisoos_wifelvr December 29, 2020

you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.

*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.

you need jisoos by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017