jizzslap 

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.

"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik

jizzslap by steelydan May 13, 2005

JizzSlap 

The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.

Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.

JizzSlap by Jizzhands March 2, 2011

jizmslap 

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

jizmslap by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015

Jizz Slap 

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.

"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*

Jizz Slap by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

jizz slap 

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

jizz slap by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

jizzlap 

When a chick is blowing a dude and quickly realizes that he has no intention of reciprocating, she yanks her head up when he cums. Then, when he has jizz all over himself, the girl scoops some up in her hand and slaps it on the nearest wall, to remain there probably forever, since most guys would never bother washing a wall.

When Jenny's selfish boyfriend Randall was about to shoot his load in her mouth, she decided to pull her head up and jizzlap it on his bedroom wall.

jizzlap by Jessus H. Zachrist July 19, 2005

Jizzslammer 

Slam jizz in someones face after orgasming in sexual intercourse.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOD SLAM THAT JIZZ
*slams dick on the face*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You Jizzslammer

Jizzslammer by Big Muslim March 27, 2023