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jizzzz(v.): the act of sleeping and ejaculating.
Jake fell asleep jizzzzing.
Jizzzz by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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It’s when you say hi to someone
“Jizzzz my friend how are you today” billy said.
“Jizzzz dude I’m good here”
Jizzzz by Coolmaan February 15, 2021
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Condensed pseudonym that derives from the phrase Jizz-on-us, this cultural idiom originates from the Asian race, used frequently on occasion when plebeians shout in excitement, "Holy Jizzuz!" in the English language. Westerners misinterpreted these clamors of ejaculation because of the incomprehensible accentuation of these people from the land of the rising sun, and instead thought their shrieks of joy were referring to the Holy Messiah himself. This was later found to be untrue based on the anthropological evidence presented by an Asian-Caucasian and quarter negro in a heated and educational exchange on the popular social-networking website, facebook. So when Asians proclaim "Jizzuz" in the middle of prayer, work, and discussion, it is not to use the Lord’s name in vain or draw attention to humanity’s savior, but rather to reference the feeling that normally succumbs a male before he showers his excitement all over his companions.
"Holy Jizzuz, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!"

"We ask that Jizzuz may enter your lives and lead you on to the path of truth and happiness."

"Jizzuz is what helps me wake up each day looking on the bright side."

"I can only thank Jizzuz for the many blessings I have received in my lifetime."

jizzizle 

i jizzizled on some bitch yesterday
jizzizle by panfilo diaz October 7, 2011
Essentially, the act of giving an ejaculatory facial or pearl necklace, however, the ejaculate contacts in a manner that is more fine than heavy in nature. The resulting pattern is more elegant, and can be compared to rhinestones, such as in bedazzling or vajazzling.
"I pulled out to finish on her breasts, and I totally jizzazzled her."
jizzazzle by Brewmaster April 15, 2012

Jizzazle 

Often considered superior to the better known vigazzle, the jizzazle involves the gentleman jizzing all over the vagina, before casting forth a handful of sparkling glitter over the offending area, thus forming a decorative glitter area covering a much greater surface area than the vigazzle alternative.

The key advantages of the jizzazle are that not only is it a case of the gentleman getting a rare opportunity to be involved in 'interior decoration' for once, but should you have a few mates round, then it's possible to combine this with a form of soggy biscuit, and a handful of coloured glitter per participant, thus forming a bit of a glitterarty rainbow effect. Quite fantastic.
Grab two handfuls of hundreds and thousands and jizzazle all over me
Jizzazle by Jizzybrewer September 22, 2018

jizzazle 

Much like the well-known "jizz" term refering to the act of ejaculating. Jizzazling however entails substantial messiness and often is directed to/on someone
as in "bitch shut yo mouf or I'll jizzazle on yo face!"
jizzazle by d'Mike March 1, 2008
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