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usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

jizastard by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002

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jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

jiztard by SarK8 August 14, 2009

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jizaster

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

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bizastard

a person who is such a bitch and a bastard you want to call them both at once.

bitch bastard asshole son-of-a-bitch shithead

That bizastard gets on my muthafuckin nerves!

bizastard by emptrain September 4, 2010

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jigatard

N. Meanig a person who is not only black but also mentally or physically challenged

V. The act of doing something ghetto and retarded

N. Look at tyrone hes such a jigatard

V. Man quit jigatardin and get your ass over here

jigatard by shermanator14 March 31, 2010

JIRAtard

Someone who will refuse to update the card wall because he/she uses only JIRA.

Mike: Hey, you never finished card 162 this iteration.
Kev: Dammit. Some JIRAtard never updated the card wall again!

JIRAtard by Crimson Chin January 6, 2008

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bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

bammy jastard by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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