jizastard

usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002

jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

by SarK8 August 14, 2009

jizaster

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

bizastard

a person who is such a bitch and a bastard you want to call them both at once.

bitch bastard asshole son-of-a-bitch shithead

That bizastard gets on my muthafuckin nerves!

by emptrain September 4, 2010

jigatard

N. Meanig a person who is not only black but also mentally or physically challenged

V. The act of doing something ghetto and retarded

N. Look at tyrone hes such a jigatard

V. Man quit jigatardin and get your ass over here

by shermanator14 March 31, 2010

JIRAtard

Someone who will refuse to update the card wall because he/she uses only JIRA.

Mike: Hey, you never finished card 162 this iteration.
Kev: Dammit. Some JIRAtard never updated the card wall again!

by Crimson Chin January 6, 2008

bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla April 23, 2014