jizastard
jizastard by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002
Words you can keep
jiztard
One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.
Example 1:
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
Related Words
jizastard • bizastard • Jastard • jiffstard dog • jigatard • JIRAtard • jizaster • jiztard • Jizztard • bammy jastard
jizaster
when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster
jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009
jigatard
N. Meanig a person who is not only black but also mentally or physically challenged
V. The act of doing something ghetto and retarded
V. The act of doing something ghetto and retarded
jigatard by shermanator14 March 31, 2010
JIRAtard
Mike: Hey, you never finished card 162 this iteration.
Kev: Dammit. Some JIRAtard never updated the card wall again!
Kev: Dammit. Some JIRAtard never updated the card wall again!
JIRAtard by Crimson Chin January 6, 2008
bammy jastard
"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
bammy jastard by Goodzilla April 23, 2014
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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