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1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.
1. You jastard
Jastard by Mike Adams November 12, 2003
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bammy jastard 

One who is deservedly unlucky.
"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
bammy jastard by Goodzilla April 23, 2014
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A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019
When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.
My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.
Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021
Japtard is a slang used to express those rough western kids who probably never went to Japan but think they are Japanese. They speak some Japanese words they picked up in games and anime and are playing Japanese games in favor of all others to be l33t. Also, if you say anything negative about Japan you commit blasphemy and you don't know what you are talking about, cuz Japan rules and its anime, games and chicks are teh bestest! Most Japtards are found on Anime boards but also on game boards from sites such as gamefaqs, as I found out I got moderated for using the word Japtard. Germlamer is fine, canadweep too, Scandiloser.. Aussie.. but Japtard... NOOOOO!!!

You with your stupid japanese hitokiriblabla nickname and cool Kanji avatar = Japtard! GTFO!!
japtard by R-typer October 17, 2006
japtard

A stupid internet kid that uses bad Japanese to try and sound cool to their lamer friends, who are also inherently japtards.
"Kawaii!!!1"
"Stfu, japtard."
japtard by KInstink64 April 26, 2005
Someone who is accepted at a college for the spring semester rather than the fall semester. Generally, they are inferior to the fall admits in intelligence, though there are few exceptions.
"Yo Matt, don't talk to that kid in the corner, he's one of those jantards."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's a fuckin jantard."
jantard by Blarfff February 8, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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