jiz monkey 

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

jiz monkey by meowpoop April 21, 2007

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizmonkey 

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

jizmonkey by Noba D March 28, 2010

jizmonkey 

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey

jizmonkey by sektor3 June 11, 2003

Jizzmonkey 

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

Jizzmonkey by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jizzmonkey 

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

jizzmonkey 

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

jizzmonkey by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006