3 definitions by meowpoop

jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

by meowpoop April 14, 2007

octo-twatter

a women with eight vaginas.... mmmmm

Dude ur mom is an octo-twatter?.... nice

by meowpoop April 8, 2007

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 6, 2007