jiz monger 

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

jiz monger by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzmonger 

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzmonger 

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

jizzmonger by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizzmonger 

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

jizzmonger by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmonger 

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

Jizzmonger by Joe Hood September 23, 2007