jiz monger
jiz monger by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015
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jizzmonger
1. A devourer of jizz (semen).
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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jizzmonger
A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016
jizzmonger
A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.
jizzmonger by foj August 21, 2003
Jizzmonger
Jizzmonger by Joe Hood September 23, 2007
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.