Jiango is an extremely powerful beast used to torture and kill prisoners. A true gamer, amazing memer, and comedic genius. Owner of a large server. Often confused with Jango Fett or Django Unchained.
Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.
*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*
Person A: omg this is the fifth time this week im trying to find that sockcos I need to leave rn Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).