Man, that guy Jinkster just walks this land.
He's going snowbombing next year, he's going to get so much ass it's not even fair. He can get totally mingbagged all night and be ready to get right back on it the next day.
From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.