A unique name given to a select few whom have been chosen by the creator of such texts as the Brocode and How to catch all 150 pokemon. Some common words used to describe Jiyan are:
Optimus prime
Barney Stinson
God's go to man
Possessors of the name Jiyan tend to have the ability to be awesome 99.997% of the time, the other 0.003% of the time they are sleeping thus rendering them incapable of being fully awesome, only awesome.
Every Friday night it has been rumored that a group of Jiyans (More than one-Jiyani) meet up and gabber the night away.
It is not uncommon for a Jiyan to be in several bromances at any given time.
Dude 1: Bro did you just see that guy walk out of the party with every chick that was in there and a series of Glee cast members?
Jiyaad means the best. The most all round amazing guy you'll ever know. Fine as hell. The best smile you'll ever see & the most infectious laugh you'll ever hear. The greatest sense of humour. The smartest, driven & most hardworking. The best hair & sickest facial hair. Great body - especially arms & legs. Usually a dog person. Biggest football enthusiast & a gamer in denial. A great friend to have & will always make you laugh even on your worst days. Always there for the people he cares about. Jiyaad's love food & are usually great singers. Weird in the best ways possible 😉
A really attractive boy or man who is very kind, and never has time for himself. But, he uses all his spare time to help others. He also has a very large penis,which he uses to fend of other males trying to be the alpha male. Also, when Jiyan falls in love with someone, he wants them, and will do anything for them, even give them gum when the teacher is watching.
Oliver-“yo Jiyan do you wanna go cinema and watch deadpool 2”.
Jiyan-“sorry man I’m going out and giving food to homeless people. And I also need to help my crush with her homework and revision”.
Oliver-“It’s calm man I’ll go with Jamie”.
Jiyan-“Sorry man, is love to come, but I need to help these people, they’re worse of than me”.
Is a beautiful girl that usually has dark hair. Jihaan is very sporty,nice and kind. Jihaan is always a good, and a fun person to be with, super amazing . This girl is super HOT and incredibly unique!
Jiyan is the most beautiful girl. She is very kind and likes to help people. Even for her small size, big boys are afraid of her and that only because of her aggression.
Not everyone can handle with her and if someone can do it she may trust you, so don't do shit with her or she do shit with you.
She also have Sharingan and Amaterasu, so don't play with her.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.