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A calamity of the fusion of jazz music into hipster culture
"Ever since the jipzters moved in, this place smells like coffee, cigarettes, and miles davis"
jipzter by Clydelecahedron March 9, 2016
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Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.
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A Jewish hipster. Often associated with the post-college migration from the Upper West Side to Williamsburg and/or Park Slope. Jipsters don tight pants and started smoking on teen trips to Israel. Their hipster status is reinforced by parental financial support and an extreme New York Jew-brand of irony.
Why does Williamsburg feel so empty tonight? Oh right... It's Friday, so all the jipsters are at Shabbat dinner.
jipster by bnyc09 March 14, 2010
A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.
Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."

Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."

Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"

Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Jipster by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012

Jizzterm 

"Ambassador, with these jizzterms you are really baffling us!"

Jizztermath 

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.
"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"
Jizztermath by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012

Jipstered 

To be wrongfully cheated out of something or have something stolen from you when the person doing the cheating has the ability to provide for themselves. Usually involving finances or a loan.
I gave J.L. a loan for $10,000 but he jipstered me when he declared bankruptcy.
Jipstered by EmperorJayP April 3, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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