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jipzter by Clydelecahedron March 9, 2016
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Jizzterine Coctail
The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010
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jipster
A Jewish hipster. Often associated with the post-college migration from the Upper West Side to Williamsburg and/or Park Slope. Jipsters don tight pants and started smoking on teen trips to Israel. Their hipster status is reinforced by parental financial support and an extreme New York Jew-brand of irony.
Jipster
A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.
Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Jipster by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012
Jizzterm
Jizzterm by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller III June 11, 2008
Jizztermath
"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"
Jizztermath by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012
Jipstered
To be wrongfully cheated out of something or have something stolen from you when the person doing the cheating has the ability to provide for themselves. Usually involving finances or a loan.
Jipstered by EmperorJayP April 3, 2016
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