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when two or more people makes jokes at someones clothes, shoes, appearance, or family members. This often results in fights when someone gets offended then gets serious.
jonsing jokes
man 1: Look at dat nigga's shoes, yo! Dem muhfuckers having conversation with me and shit!

man 2: Yo, yo... Dats why Yo mama's so black if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
jinxing by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

Jinping Pox 

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.
Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated
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The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

Xi Jinping 

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)
Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.
Xi Jinping by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Xi Jinping 

The current dictator of China who's basically a corpo-communist version of Mao Zedong. He also scared of Winnie the Pooh for some reason.
Like many communists, Xi Jinping likes to oppress and brainwash people.
Xi Jinping by Tycho47 March 17, 2020

Xi Jinping 

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Xi Jinping by imposter762 September 26, 2021

Xi Jinping 

An asswipe with a small dick who is better known in the west as Winnie The Pooh, much to the fat peice of shits dismay. He likes concentration camps and owning Hong Kong
"That peice of shit Xi Jinping really hates protesters huh."
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