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jingledink 

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.
"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."
jingledink by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jingledinking 

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.
Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!
jingledinking by Hab February 2, 2014

jingledink 

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.
Jingledink
jingledink by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014

jingledink 

The boner that one achieves while watching Game Grumps.
I've got a serious jingledink right now.

Danny's voice gives me a hard jingledink.

I had a jingledink all the way through the Silent Hill playthrough.
jingledink by Syn27 February 2, 2014

Jingledink 

To attach Christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both participants (especially genitals) and have any type of sex.
My Christmas was improved when I was donned with decorations and jingledinked by my wife.
Jingledink by FrankDuncan February 2, 2014

Jingledink 

That tingling sensation you get in your genitalia whenever you ride an amusement park ride that involves falling.
Guy 1: Dude, I was riding the space mountain at Disney World, and at the top of the falling part, I got Jingledink.

Guy 2: Awesome!
Jingledink by Iamarobot4luv July 15, 2014
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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