Jinked

verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".

Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.

Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009

Jinked

A term used to describe a particularly long and active sexual episode. Good, vigerous humpjob.

"Sally got righteously jinked last night after the party, man!"

Jinked by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009

Jinned 

The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game

Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned

Jinned by exman March 30, 2011

jinged 

When a very skilled ninja shapeshifts into a ferocious dragon and breathes out azul hot blue fire and roasts the enemy (like a coffee bean).

You just got jinged by that cool dragon!

jinged by KAPOW!!! June 10, 2013

JinxedReverend 

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.

JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend

JinxedReverend by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008

Jonked 

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

janked up by dtown April 2, 2004