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Jungle ass

The feeling which occurs during prolonged ass cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. It feels thousands of needles raping your ass cheeks. Most commonly experienced by US Marine infantryman training in Okinawa, Japan during winter months.
Lance Corporal, can I get up to put on my gortex bottoms, I'm having severe jungle ass. There may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.
Jungle ass by BogeyMan24 January 29, 2015

jungle ass

when you don't wipe your ass completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying
i wish it wasn't so hot cause now I have jungle ass, it sucks
jungle ass by nickdwsfwe October 27, 2008

jungle ass

A dilapidating jungle disease

Jingly Ass

Noun
1. One who tends to become someone who shows ass like qualities during Christmas time, and tries to ruin the spirit of Christmas.

2. Jewish.

3. A Scrooge.
"Why has Joshua been acting like such a jingly ass recently?"
"He's Jewish, he will be back to normal after new years."
Jingly Ass by nakker December 15, 2009

ass jungle

When you have an abundance of hair in your ass crack
Bro, i flipped her over and she had an ass jungle going on!
ass jungle by strick9 February 7, 2015

Coon Ass Jungle Bunny 

1. A term used to insult black people.
2. Can also be used with your black friends.
1. Your a Coon Ass Jungle Bunny you negro.
2. Shut up you Coon Ass Jungle Bunny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.